Once again it never stops, who would fail to be impressed when one of the most famous living artists in the world, ever, walks into my club? Well, here he is, Damien Hirst.He was very generous with the girls and the lady in this photo was his favourite. However one of my Heavenly Money sellers – namely Jessica, who had been looking after him all night, cheekily asked him if he would sign something for her.
Amazingly he agreed. Even more amazingly when she produced a pair of red knickers he roared with laughter and sighed them and went a step further by drawing little hearts and butterflies.
I am assured by Jessica that this pair of knickers will not end up on eBay but having checked with my art expert friend I am told that if she ever did put them up on eBay she could expect to start with an asking price of £10,000 and could easily go as much as £50,000 plus.
Needless to say, I now have 75 angels all walking around my club with a spare pair of knickers waiting for him to come back in.
Anyway Damien it was a pleasure to know you called in on my club. Sorry I missed you. Hopefully we will meet up and if you want to sign my Calvin Klein underpants please don’t hesitate to ask.
(PS. Damien came in again last night but sadly for the girls did not sign any more knickers.)